Pussy, Money, Weed

Getting my make up done...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:56:02 -0500

iamnickevans:

I’m also correct. I look so good in my tux, Candice can barely keep her hands off of me

Wonderful. You’re also incredibly cocky.

Not cocky if it’s true

Photo

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:55:43 -0500

Getting my make up done...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:52:44 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

I don’t need makeup cause I’m perfect

You’re ridiculous.

I’m also correct. I look so good in my tux, Candice can barely keep her hands off of me

Getting my make up done...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:50:34 -0500

arden-evans:

I don’t need makeup cause I’m perfect

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:42:12 -0500

arden-evans:

~~So suddenly you care what our parents think? Since when? Right.. I’m done with this conversation. See you at the wedding.~~

~~Since it was possible they could know the truth of what was really going on. Whatever. Later~~

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 10:54:03 -0500

arden-evans:

You think I didn’t know that? You don’t even realize how painful it was both emotionally and physically and you didn’t care you were too busy freaking out about me being pregnant. And how do you know we would have gotten rid of it? You know what.. nevermind. I’m not having this conversation.

I don’t even know why we’re talking about this. It’s done and over with and we’re never going to agree about it and what should’ve happened. And freaking out was the normal thing to do because people would’ve found out! Doctors, mom and dad, Sam, our entire family!

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:44:00 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

You left me, I didn’t leave you. ~~There shouldn’t have been a thing growing in you in the first place~~

You talking like that… the insensitivity to the situation- is exactly why I left in the first place. And, here’s a wake up call, it takes two to make one of those ‘things’ grow in me. I was on the pill.

It’s not a secret I never wanted a kid. Do you know what could’ve happened if that.. baby was born? it would’ve been messed up. Yeah sucks how it happened but we would’ve gotten rid of it anyways

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:37:11 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

You should be since you’re the one that ripped out my heart

Right.. because everything is my fault. ~~I miscarried… in the first month… and you, what? Just expected me to be able to handle it?~~

You left me, I didn’t leave you. ~~There shouldn’t have been a thing growing in you in the first place~~

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:28:30 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Yeah I will cause I’m completely happy with my life and I couldn’t be happier actually

Then I’m happy for you.

You should be since you’re the one that ripped out my heart

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:25:35 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Not a glamazon, an amazon. From South Africa. Blonde bombshell. Accent. Legs for miles. And she doesn’t look like a barbie doll

Right. Well, I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself this week then. I’m just pulling up to the hotel now.

Yeah I will cause I’m completely happy with my life and I couldn’t be happier actually

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:22:34 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Yeah well my chick is a model. Victoria’s Secret to be exact

Ah, a glamazon. Nice choice Nicholas. I’m sure she looks like a barbie doll, congrats on that.

Not a glamazon, an amazon. From South Africa. Blonde bombshell. Accent. Legs for miles. And she doesn’t look like a barbie doll

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:16:55 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Still boring.. probably works late nights. Gone for a while.

Not really.. and I go on set with her. She’s got a nice trailer for when she’s on set or location.

Yeah well my chick is a model. Victoria’s Secret to be exact

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:10:48 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Pft, whatever. She looks pretty damn boring, not going to lie. Stay at home a lot?

Actually, far from it. She’s a movie director. We go out plenty.

Still boring.. probably works late nights. Gone for a while.

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:05:08 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Aw look at that, you’re learning. Is that a hint of jealous I sense?

More like giving in so there’s no bloodshed during Sam’s week of loving nuptials and happiness. Not at all. Bren is stunning and I’m perfectly happy with her.

Pft, whatever. She looks pretty damn boring, not going to lie. Stay at home a lot?

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:59:56 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Well good for Brenden that the miserable flight is over. My flavor of the week is fine, super hot and clueless, just like I like them

Brenna.. or Brennan- you know.. whatever you’re just gonna call her what you want anyway. Fabulous. Sounds perfect.

Aw look at that, you’re learning. Is that a hint of jealous I sense?

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:48:38 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Keep telling yourself that. How is.. what’s her name?

I shall. Brenna is happy to have landed. The flight was rough but otherwise she’s just fine. Thank you. And how is your flavor of the week?

Well good for Brenden that the miserable flight is over. My flavor of the week is fine, super hot and clueless, just like I like them

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:21:01 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

I’m not dumb and you shut your face. I’m always nice so I don’t know what you’re talking about

Well, neither am I! Hah.. yeh, alright..

Keep telling yourself that. How is.. what’s her name?

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:18:38 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Obviously. I’m the best man. Clearly your little girlfriend has made you dumb if you had to ask if I’m going

You’re dumb. Shut your face. We’ll be there for for the whole week of festivities so be nice.

I’m not dumb and you shut your face. I’m always nice so I don’t know what you’re talking about

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:16:18 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

You’re shorter and I am 5 minutes older. So you’re little sister

Yes, right.. well, speaking of older brothers and what not.. I take it you’ll be at Sam’s wedding tomorrow?

Obviously. I’m the best man. Clearly your little girlfriend has made you dumb if you had to ask if I’m going

Remember when I was a stripper?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:10:54 -0500

arden-evans:

iamnickevans:

Well look who it is. My little sister

You say ‘little sister’ as if we aren’t minutes apart.

You’re shorter and I am 5 minutes older. So you’re little sister