There are no men like me. Only me.
Loser Face
Getting my make up done…
I’m also correct. I look so good in my tux, Candice can barely keep her hands off of me
Wonderful. You’re also incredibly cocky.
Not cocky if it’s true
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Getting my make up done…
I don’t need makeup cause I’m perfect
You’re ridiculous.
I’m also correct. I look so good in my tux, Candice can barely keep her hands off of me
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Remember when I was a stripper?
So suddenly you care what our parents think? Since when? Right.. I’m done with this conversation. See you at the wedding.
Since it was possible they could know the truth of what was really going on. Whatever. Later
Remember when I was a stripper?
You think I didn’t know that? You don’t even realize how painful it was both emotionally and physically and you didn’t care you were too busy freaking out about me being pregnant. And how do you know we would have gotten rid of it? You know what.. nevermind. I’m not having this conversation.
I don’t even know why we’re talking about this. It’s done and over with and we’re never going to agree about it and what should’ve happened. And freaking out was the normal thing to do because people would’ve found out! Doctors, mom and dad, Sam, our entire family!
Remember when I was a stripper?
You left me, I didn’t leave you.
There shouldn’t have been a thing growing in you in the first place
You talking like that… the insensitivity to the situation- is exactly why I left in the first place. And, here’s a wake up call, it takes two to make one of those ‘things’ grow in me. I was on the pill.
It’s not a secret I never wanted a kid. Do you know what could’ve happened if that.. baby was born? it would’ve been messed up. Yeah sucks how it happened but we would’ve gotten rid of it anyways
Remember when I was a stripper?
You should be since you’re the one that ripped out my heart
Right.. because everything is my fault.
I miscarried… in the first month… and you, what? Just expected me to be able to handle it?
You left me, I didn’t leave you. There shouldn’t have been a thing growing in you in the first place
Remember when I was a stripper?
Yeah I will cause I’m completely happy with my life and I couldn’t be happier actually
Then I’m happy for you.
You should be since you’re the one that ripped out my heart
Remember when I was a stripper?
Not a glamazon, an amazon. From South Africa. Blonde bombshell. Accent. Legs for miles. And she doesn’t look like a barbie doll
Right. Well, I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself this week then. I’m just pulling up to the hotel now.
Yeah I will cause I’m completely happy with my life and I couldn’t be happier actually